[Verse 1]
Listen up b**h, I force rhymes like I force rape
Get ready for this, I'm gonna' get some tape
I'm so rich, I'm in the one percent
I've got all of the wealth, you got to pay my rent
The ladies save every single message that I've sent
Don't want to disappoint, my dick is bent
Got change in my pocket, I've got sixty-nine cents
Broke my hymen jumping over a fence
The part coming up, it's so intense
b**h, I don't care if it doesn't make sense
I'm so tired that my dick is red
Don't eat wheat n***a; I eat bread
If you die in a war, you're dead
My dad told me to give him head
There's wieners everywhere cause I'm Joe
I send pictures of my dick to kids cause I'm Joe
Got a PhD in Personal Hygiene
I'm radioactive and my cum is green
My dick make sounds like a mother f**ing goat
Open your mouth I'm gonna' f** your throat
Live in a mother f**ing wizard tower
f**ing magic b**h, got so much power
When girls escape, I always catch 'em
Got 'em in my balls, like Ash Ketchum
How did Darth Vader have two black babies?
Get away b**h, trolls have rabies
I hate girls that speak in words
I hate girls that pretend to be nerds
I hate girls that have opinions
Rape should be legal
[Hook]
And I get up, and I watch the news
I jerk off, cause I have the blues
I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes
Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose
[Verse 2]
Oh muse, help me tell my tale
I sh** in a package and I'll put it in the mail
Bet my cum tastes really good
There's a big, black n***a in your neighborhood
He said "I'll f** your children and I'll choke your dog"
"I'll choke your wife, with my log"
"I'll suffocate a child, I'll fist-f** his bu*t"
"I'll bite off one of his tiny, little nuts"
And I have s** from morning 'till noon
p**y so wet that my dick was a prune
I'll f** the sun and I'll f** the moon
But hurry up b**h, cause I gotta' cum soon
[Hook]
Cause I get up, and I watch the news
I jerk off, cause I have the blues
I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes
Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose
I just win, it must be a sin
Your a** is copper and my dick is tin
Throw my sh** in the recycle bin
Cause I'm bronze and your mama ain't thin
[Verse 3]
There's gra** in my a** when I pa** my cla**
Seems that the flag should be at half-mast
Cause I s**m'd on the floor and my babies are dying
I f**ed your mom once, I'm not lying
She s**ed my dick in a kissing booth
I came so hard that she lost her tooth
The only candy I eat is c*nt
I'll f** a tree from back to front
And I eat cow dicks, for lunch
They're rough, they got so much crunch
I went to a restaurant, I got clam chowder
Wasn't what it seemed, it was dick powder
Came inside babies all day
I s**ed a guy's dick, I'm not even gay
I trade STDs like I make money
And I'm rolling in bills n***a', it ain't funny
[Hook]
Cause I get up, and I watch the news
I jerk off, cause I have the blues
I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes
Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose
I'll kick your a**, and you'll bruise
I'm Aryan b**h, I don't like Jews
I smoke crack, and I drink booze
Multiply mother f**er, count by twos
[Bridge]
This is the bridge, goes over a river
It's getting cold out, you're gonna to shiver
I'll pop your cherry, and you'll quiver
I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my liver
[Hook]
Cause I get up, and I watch the news
I jerk off, cause I have the blues
I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes
Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose
I'll kick your a**, and you'll bruise
I don't like blacks, I don't like Jews
I'm an alcoholic, I drink booze
Multiply mother f**er, count by two's, b**h!