[Verse 1] Listen up b**h, I force rhymes like I force rape Get ready for this, I'm gonna' get some tape I'm so rich, I'm in the one percent I've got all of the wealth, you got to pay my rent The ladies save every single message that I've sent Don't want to disappoint, my dick is bent Got change in my pocket, I've got sixty-nine cents Broke my hymen jumping over a fence The part coming up, it's so intense b**h, I don't care if it doesn't make sense I'm so tired that my dick is red Don't eat wheat n***a; I eat bread If you die in a war, you're dead My dad told me to give him head There's wieners everywhere cause I'm Joe I send pictures of my dick to kids cause I'm Joe Got a PhD in Personal Hygiene I'm radioactive and my cum is green My dick make sounds like a mother f**ing goat Open your mouth I'm gonna' f** your throat Live in a mother f**ing wizard tower f**ing magic b**h, got so much power When girls escape, I always catch 'em Got 'em in my balls, like Ash Ketchum How did Darth Vader have two black babies? Get away b**h, trolls have rabies I hate girls that speak in words I hate girls that pretend to be nerds I hate girls that have opinions Rape should be legal [Hook] And I get up, and I watch the news I jerk off, cause I have the blues I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose [Verse 2] Oh muse, help me tell my tale I sh** in a package and I'll put it in the mail Bet my cum tastes really good There's a big, black n***a in your neighborhood He said "I'll f** your children and I'll choke your dog" "I'll choke your wife, with my log" "I'll suffocate a child, I'll fist-f** his bu*t" "I'll bite off one of his tiny, little nuts" And I have s** from morning 'till noon p**y so wet that my dick was a prune I'll f** the sun and I'll f** the moon
But hurry up b**h, cause I gotta' cum soon [Hook] Cause I get up, and I watch the news I jerk off, cause I have the blues I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose I just win, it must be a sin Your a** is copper and my dick is tin Throw my sh** in the recycle bin Cause I'm bronze and your mama ain't thin [Verse 3] There's gra** in my a** when I pa** my cla** Seems that the flag should be at half-mast Cause I s**m'd on the floor and my babies are dying I f**ed your mom once, I'm not lying She s**ed my dick in a kissing booth I came so hard that she lost her tooth The only candy I eat is c*nt I'll f** a tree from back to front And I eat cow dicks, for lunch They're rough, they got so much crunch I went to a restaurant, I got clam chowder Wasn't what it seemed, it was dick powder Came inside babies all day I s**ed a guy's dick, I'm not even gay I trade STDs like I make money And I'm rolling in bills n***a', it ain't funny [Hook] Cause I get up, and I watch the news I jerk off, cause I have the blues I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose I'll kick your a**, and you'll bruise I'm Aryan b**h, I don't like Jews I smoke crack, and I drink booze Multiply mother f**er, count by twos [Bridge] This is the bridge, goes over a river It's getting cold out, you're gonna to shiver I'll pop your cherry, and you'll quiver I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my liver [Hook] Cause I get up, and I watch the news I jerk off, cause I have the blues I take my pants off, while I'm wearing shoes Look out mother f**er, cause I just can't lose I'll kick your a**, and you'll bruise I don't like blacks, I don't like Jews I'm an alcoholic, I drink booze Multiply mother f**er, count by two's, b**h!