[Verse 1]
Neal Ca**ady drops dead
And Allen Ginsberg's tears shampoo his beard
Neal Ca**ady drops dead
And Allen Ginsberg's lips tighten and thin
Neal Ca**ady drops dead
And Allen Ginsberg's hosed down in a barn
Neal Ca**ady drops dead
And Allen Ginsberg's howl becomes a growl
[Pre-Chorus]
Everyone has babies
Babies full of rabies
Rabies full of scabies
Scarlet has a fever
Ring is full of ringworm
Angel of disdain
Poor little fella has rubella
Nipper full of fungus
Junior full of gangrene
Mine is melanoma
Tykes full of grippe
Whippersnapper's scurvy
Urchin made of acne
[Chorus]
Get that thing away from me
Victim, or life's adventurer
Which of the two are you?
Victim or life's adventurer
Which of the two are you?