My girfriend decided to leave me
she said it's not you it's me
Is there something wrong with me
she said it's not you it's me
I thought it was all about empathy
Understanding your partners needs
I thought there was no I in team
But now I see
Well I got Piss in my Pocket
It's not you it's me
Yeah I got Piss in my Pocket baby
It's not you it's me
A skinny girl comes on my TV
Singing it's not you it's me
She says how can I deal with you
when I have to deal with me
What's the Alanis philosophy
Why does Jewel write poetry
It's the motto of the record industry
They all agree
Well I got Piss in my Pocket
It's not you it's me
Yeah I got Piss in my Pocket baby
It's not you it's me
Young kids come dowm the a**embly
Saying its not you it's me
Jesus said to the wiseman free
It's not you it's me
What's the goverment's policy
What's behind the GST
What did the Grotto Tower mean
Why does McDonalds give to charity
Why wont Johnny say sorry
They all agree
Well I got Piss in my Pocket
It's not you it's me
Yeah I got Piss in my Pocket, baby
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me
It's not you it's me