Some rest their head cos they're too heavy
And some cos they're too light
The ending is okay
But the narrator's not quite right
How hard to write some simple prose
Don't need complexity
But if you've done it once or twice
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Kick a few onto me
Your trying desperatley
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Your hard work don't come for free
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
I've got to tell you though with shame
That Cormack McCarthy
I didn't understand a word
My fault undoubtedly
The New York Times review of books
Would just sniff snootily
But if you've got some on your shelf
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Published under Salinger
Or psuedononymously
Well make you put away that match
Held lit near your stories
Buy one, buy two, who knows
They're gone for all eternity
Don't burn them all to burn them all
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Kick a few onto me
Your trying desperatley
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Your hard work don't come for free
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.
Don't Burn 'Em All J.D.