Baby it's when the barman yells "We're 'bout to shut her down"
Your girlfriend says "Sayonara boy I'm skippin' town"
Hail Mary on the fourth touchdown, it's a winner
Momma tells you "Hurry up son or you're gonna miss your dinner"
It probably means one those things to y'all
When somebody says last call
But the last call that I heard
Was a big old thunderbird
At the top [?] pine tree
He was hammering like John Henry
He had hands aplenty
But he just pitched down to the ground right beside me
Oh, he thinks he's bulletproof and four feet tall
Last call
My back was to the sun
He was comin' right to the gun
I could smell the grease in my old fryin' pan
I was readin' him his right
His future wasn't lookin' too bright
But that shotgun man it had other plans
I was expectin' to see that old turkey fall
Oh but that ain't what I saw
The last call that I heard
Was a big old thunderbird
Turnin' tail and puttin' up a storm
He was splittin' trees like Paul Bunyan
He was off and runnin'
He was kickin' up leaves like he'd done this before
Right now he thinks he's bulletproof and four feet tall
Last call, yeah
The first trigger I pulled man it just went quick
But bare old number two sure did the trick, oh yes it did
The last call that I heard
Was somebody spread the world
That legendary long-beard met his match
Boys he hammered like John Henry
He outsmarted plenty
But he wound up on my wall and that's a fact
Turns out that he weren't bulletproof after all
Last call