A long time ago, a lady who's name was Carmen Drove a man wild until he was out of control I truly believe that I am a modern day Carmen In spite of the fact I do not habla Español That girl is exactly like me We share this philosophy Olé, I say I'm not the type who's ready for dating someone steady I'm everybody's girl On Sunday night it's Danny On Monday, maybe Manny I'm everybody's girl There's a point to my behavior Which is, smart girls always share their riches So if your heart succumbs don't let it You're certain to regret it All others come and get it I'm everybody's girl I could never be a cowhand's girl La-la-la-la-la-la And you wanna know why?
I just can't keep my calves together Everybody's girl Some old Greek called Aristotle said it If you've got it, why not spread it? So I'm grappling any sabres Exerting any labors To share me with your neighbors I'm everybody's girl In case your pa**ion rages, I'm in the yellow pages I'm . . . girl You won't be disappointed I'm also double jointed I'm everybody's girl Though it leaves a lot of fellas cursin' I'm a person who needs dispersin' So you're here for my status It's absolutley gratis to use my apparatus I'm everybody's girl Men and me are like pianos. When they get upright, I feel grand. Everybody's girl