She's got the bejeezuz Bleeding from her arms She's autostigmatismatic She sets off car alarms And she's got a harley She hardly ever rides Through the eye of the hurricane And she makes it out alive She's a party on the everglades She's endangered and dangerous She's got a rooster Teacosy made of lead Amazing the neighborhood She's growing houses in her head And she's supernumerary when it comes to all her men Sea planes land on her And are never seen again
She's a party on the everglades She makes me want to do something I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to I want to die My friends all want to meet her But I don't like the mess She's in another era Growing potatoes in her dress And she's something special But I don't want to say I'm building a statue of her Made out of Special K She's a party on the everglades She's endangered and dangerous And dangerous She...