[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video Voice in my head, why do you sound like Billy Mays? Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away [Hook] When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right As Charles Barkley dodges the d**h Star's laser beam Don't ask me what that means She's the one that's having this f**ed up dream Doesn't that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith?
Good one genius, now she knows you're mildly retarded Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot Buy some flowers that only have 'She Loves Me Nots' [Hook] I thought that she was waving so I was waving back Then I turned around and saw the sh**head she was waving at His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison (He would think of something cool to say here) Voice in my head, maybe there's no one for me out there On the bright side you're gonna get really good at Solitaire [Hook]