On a slow boat to china By: frank loesser 1948 To spike jones and the city slickers and darlene vare -- spoken: "and now from the grand ballroom" "the s.s. ???? proudly presents our boy singer: jimmy boofey" "take it away jim" I'd love to get you On a slow boat to china All to myself alone Get you and keep you In my arms ever more Leave all your lovers Weepin' on a far away shore (waiter!) Out on the briny With the moon big and shiny Melting your heart of stone Honey i'd love to get you On a slow boat to china All by myself alone -- spoken: "who's steering the boat?" "who's steering this boat?" "waiter!" "may i get a drink around here, now uh...?" "you ever been on a cruise?" "neither have i!" (instrumental) "...isn't that a good one?" "yes, can i see you later, you bet!" "excuse me, i have to go back to the bandstand now"
I'd love to get you On a slow boat to china All to myself alone A twist in the rudder And a rip in the sails Driftin' and dreamin' Honey throw the compa** over the rail Out on the ocean Far from all the commotion Melting your heart of stone Honey i'd love to get you On a slow boat to china All by myself alone (i have to go now) (wait! don't leave!) Honey i'd love to get you On a slow boat to china All to myself alone -- spoken: "you know our last set is at two" "i get off after that" "what you doin'?" "would you like to take a stroll around the upper deck?" "see you then" "maybe, oo-hoo" - notes: Special effects: exotic productions This album is dedicated to bill williams, my old boss, who told me a Long time ago that he knew that i knew that i could. love, j.b.