"in days of old, when knights were bold, And journeyed from their castles, Trusty men were left behind, Knights needed not the ha**les. They helped themselves to pig and peach, And drank from king's own chalice. Oh, it was a stirring sight These gypsies in the palace." "and as i told my friend zachary richard, when you leave home, some things never change." "hit it!" So long boss, knock 'em dead, don't you worry 'bout a thing I wish that we could come along, we'd love to hear you sing The limo's here, your bags are packed The list is by the phone Me and snake will watch your place, treat it like our own Look at all this liquor Look at all this food It's only gonna go to waste We're not really being rude But the good stuff's in his closet, i swear he wouldn't mind Hell we'll just shoot the lock off, i do it all the time We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone The order of the sleepless knights Will now a**ume the throne We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight There's damsels in distress up there And we got all this beer We'll free them from their condos Bring 'em over here We'll show them his gold records Play his music loud We'll party just like bubba does
We'll do the old man proud We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right We're gypsies in the palace, and a' goin' wild tonight He's the greatest guy to work for, man he's really cool Hey snake this party's gettin' dull Throw someone in the pool Let's all take our clothes off and form a conga line Watch out for that broken gla**, hey snake we need more wine We're gypsies in the palace, there ain't no wrong or right We're gypsies in the palace, and we're raisin' hell tonight Hi there boss, what's goin' on You say you're coming when? I'll send snake out to pick you up tomorrow night at ten, Okay! Everybody outta here, this joint is closin' down We gotta find someone to clean this up He's comin' back to town Hi there boss we waxed your car We raked and mowed your lawn We couldn't find enough to do In the short time you were gone Man it sure is peaceful here, you've really got it all And if we ever hit the road again, give me and snake a call We're gypsies in the palace, he's left us here alone The order of the sleepless knights Will now a**ume the throne We ain't got no money, we ain't got no right But we're gypsies in the palace, we got it all tonight