From the bad lands came the k**er
He lived by the knife and the gun
He'd cut you just for standing
And shoot ya if ya tried to run
He was big as a tree and did as he pleased
And everything he did was bad
And they said if you was to k** him
It'd only make him mad
From the good lands came the cowgirl
Patti was her name
She was hot on the trail of that k**er
On a moped she called Flame
'Cause the k**er had k**ed her daddy
Just for spittin' in the road
You only had to k** her daddy once
To get that gal P.O.'d
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
She rode into town to find the man that k**ed her daddy
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
The k**er hit town at daybreak
Ate the door of the local saloon
He started to drink you could tell
He was thinking there'll be a showdown soon
Patti hit town in a cloud of dust
Ol' Flame was buzzin' like a saw
And the whole town got quiet as a church
When the k**er stepped out for the draw
Forty shots rang out
Forty people fell
Patti and the k**er missed each other
But they shot that town to hell
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
She rode into town to find the man that k**ed her daddy
Yippie eye eh Cow Patti
The k**er took a step towards Patti
Said it's time I gunned you down
But he slipped in something that was layin' in the street
And was shot before he hit the ground
Yes, the k**er slipped and it cost him his life
And Patti said as she roared out of town
You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down