I think there's more to life than drinking tea
But I've got none, I've run out of tea bags
I don't really wanna go to the shop
'Cause I might get mugged
I might get beaten up
Those kids are climbing up my tree
I just wanna cuppa tea
It's getting serious my mug's become a tower
With every pa**ing hour
If only I could get to the shop
Get to the (...?...) but there's five-year-old coffee
Those kids are climbing up my tree
I just wanna cuppa tea
I think there's more to life than drinking tea
But I've got none, I've run out of tea bags
I don't really wanna go to the shop
'Cause I might get mugged
I might get beaten up
Those kids are climbing up my tree
I just wanna cuppa tea
It's getting serious my mug's become a tower
With every pa**ing hour
If only I could get to the shop
Get to the (...?...) but there's five-year-old coffee
Those kids are climbing up my tree
I just wanna cuppa tea