Welcome to our show
We're happy that you're here
To hear us sing a song
About this crazy year!
There was violence in Iraq
Trouble in Afghanistan
And Brangelina had a kid
And started their own clan!
Osama hides, Britney rides
Saddam lost his case
Remember when Dick Cheney
Shot that one guy in the face?
Phone call scans! Liquid bans!
Chavez blew a nut!
In the year 2006
The world was nuckin' futs!
Tom Cruise got the axe
The Thai had quite a coup
I learnеd at summer camp
Mel Gibson hates thе Jews!
Haggart fell from grace, Zarqawi bit the dust
And the Google guys bought YouTube
For a couple billion bucks! (Woo-hoo!)
Did you hear? This past year
Castro nearly croaked
And Ariel Sharon suffered
A hemorrhagic stroke
Abramoff! Tom Delay!
Freezers full of cash!
My Congressman IMd me
For a picture of my ass!
Paris swore off sex
Religious wars abound
Kim Jung lit a bomb
Somewhere underground
E-Coli in our food
Ken Lay died after trial
Lance Bass announced that he prefers
Alternative lifestyles! (Whee!)
Did you hear? This past year
Rummy got the can
The Dems took over Congress
I don't think they have a plan!
Israel! Hezbollah!
Iran wants a bomb!
The way that things are headin'
Armageddon won't be long!
It really won't be long! (Yeah!)