I can't come to practice 'cuz my car won't start
Went back on the sh** 'cuz my girl broke my heart
Can't make it tommorow 'cuz my mom's on the rag
Forty minutes late I'm a perennial lag
No more excuses
Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin' ready
Can't drive my truck 'cuz my chick won't let me
Someone's got to take me 'cuz I don't have a ride
Don't be here too soon 'cuz I'm never on time
No more excuses
Gotta borrow someone's set 'cuz mine is in hock
When I tell you what happened you'll be in for a shock
Can't do it no more my other band's gettin' signed
Was out gettin' coffee you should've seen the line
No more excuses
Need to get a hanger 'cuz my muffler fell off
Had to make a detour 'cuz my cat has a cough
Blew off last Sunday 'cuz I couldn't make the session
I swear that I'm clean it's just clinical depression
No more excuses