I hate Johnny D
He's such a f**king geek
Playing all that lame sh**
Trying for a new wave hit
Your lame, phoenix is tame
You s**, my life's a rut
Go die, you're why
We know, you f**king beardo
I hate Clyde Geek
Stupid bar where kickers meet
Now he's gone country too
Dog dick face we hate you
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I hated K-15
New wave fonzies think I'm mean
Playing all that lame sh**
Catering to preppie dicks
I hate f**king Merlins
Cover bands that get girls in
Jetzon boys you f**king dicks
Go to HB and see who kicks
Johnny D, Clyde's, Merlin's go die