[Intro]
My name is.. Jet... I forgot
[Verse]
J-E-double-T-double-U-oh
I turn a yellow light into a green light groove like Kuzco
A flow go so smooth like glucose
Dave Chappelle's skit, b**h too close
n***a, I am that man mutha f**a, I spit so- schizo
And the flows come straight up off the temple
I switch the tempo, the instrumental
I make it feel so fresh like a n***a gotta spit it with a Mentos
Giggles
A n***a game so sharp if my tongue touch yo' body then yo skin gon'
Tickle
A n***a spit so sickle cell
When I'm on the flow I can figure out anything like I'm Pacific Bell
It'll help if a n***a lyrics didn't spit itself
Even on a speed boat, b**h I bet my sh**'ll sell
But we way off that, talk about the ladies, put the puddy in a coffin
Ride it like a horse, ghetto Colts, go Carson
I'm a goofy a** fresh prince- Carlton
I'mma hit it at the desk like the office
Press play b-i-t-c-h, then pause it
I calls it alcoholic s**
Leave the p**y runnin' like fau-wait
Blame it on the goose like 'aww-sh**'
Slippery when wet, stay cautious
Play her a** a love song, Jamie Foxx, b**h
I gots this
Mutha f**a, I click click pop it
Lick lick lick lick then stop it
Like aww sh**, drop it
But never lose my mojo like Austin
Power up on them hoes like...
Flow so bright... leave 'em drowning in my tar pits
Or whatever you call it
I can turn you on bi-tch even if you're off it
Take it even if you offer
No call for paramedics, I'mma let it breathe
Even when I b-e-a-t-i-t-u-p, b**h I'mma set it free
n***a Jet 2, n***a I be spittin' that
And if I lose it, I'mma get it back
And if I choose it, then I'm gettin' that
And if you want it back, can't get it
I tease these bi-tches
I try to stop, but I'm too sense-less
I try to think, but I'm too vi-cious
When I don't think, double time better with the flow
I tell her get a coat, I sweat her in the cold
I let her get a let her get a let her get a cold
I'm kiddin', n***as-b**hes, better giggle to my sh**
I'm spittin' this mutha f-uffin-lovin' sh-
I'm on some other sh**, and damn she look bomb like -uh
Make me wanna make her make sounds like -uh
Oowie, b**h, Jet Two-ie
And I beat the puddy like Banjo Kazooie
Eat it like pizookie, wet it like jacuzzi
b**h, I'm crazy, cause I love Lucy
I don't really give a f**, probably f** Suzy
All growed up, n***a bdrrrr-Uzi, bi-
Leave her in a high pitch
Hit the homies, Young Dro, High Five sh** (clap)
Trapped in the closet, and I'mma leave her a** comin' in the closet
Pause it
L-O-L-L-O-L-H-A-H-A-L-O-L-H-E-H-A-G-N-R-
This n***a can't be serious
Duh, b**h that's the point of me spittin' this
Let all the listeners be the witnesses
I murdered this, period, no bleedy sh**
Wait scratch that, but I'm taking this one take and sh**
Can't scratch back
Can't have that. I never stop, cause we bond like Nasdaq
I'm a cla** act, I'm a cla** clown
And I hit it even harder in the last round
Hands down, and now I'm 'bout to pick it up
I'm 'bout to sip it up, b**h sippie cup!
Half of y'all already know where I get it from
And a n**ie get it done, y'all don't even get to come
Y'all don't even get to go 'til a n***a tell you go
Wait, slow down b**h workin' on my yellow flow
All bullsh** aside, I'mma take it slow
But I'm far from ordinary people
b**h, you can see me through the peep holes
[Bridge]
And I sing to her in autotune like girl-ha
I think about you constantly
And I just wish that I can come and do the things
I say that I would do
[Outro]
Oh, no h*mo
She got that, she got that yellow light