[Intro: Tasteful]
Yeah, you know I like the sound of that
"Hey man, Tasteful! I love your rhymes, man!"
Thank you
Whoo! Sounding good!
[Verse 1: Tasteful]
The night is on and my dick is hard (hombre?)
Lock more b**hes up than Scotland Yard
Don't talk to me if your a** is lard (que pasa?)
Cause this cracker knows how to P-A-R (swag)
T for trouble when I cum too much
Lovely b**hes hope to bust a nut (oh mon dieu!)
If you catchy my precious s**m in a cup
It will f** just like me when it grows up
So be a party person, just like Peej (swag)
Dick so big across the...
Across the Tasteful
Family tree, all right (that was really good!)
[Pre-Hook: Tasteful]
Whoa! You're Here!
(Oh yeah, I decided to come after all)
Dude, pause. What are you doing here?
(I don't know, I just thought I'd check out the party you know, I've heard a lot about the lifestyle)
I'm so happy you're here! Are you having a great time?
(It's ok, I have to get home though)
[Hook: Tasteful and Bad Bear]
Are you a party person?
I don't know if I'm a party person
Come on man! I know you're a party person
Well, I mean, I guess I could be a party person potentially
Make yourself a party person!
I don't know if I identify as a party person
Be a party person
Uh, I'll consider it
[Verse 2: Bad Bear]
I ain't saying I'm a party person
But you ain't messing with no party virgin
b**h, I love the way you t**n'
I wanna enter you like a surgeon
b**h, blow like Hiroshima
Knock her down like Hurricane Katrina
Lock her up like she's done a misdemeanor
And make her go south like Herzegovina
(Latina) b**h brave like Athena
Make her spin around, call her a ballerina
Hurt your feelings, b**h I didn't mean'a
Looking for the baddest b**h, I swear I must have seen her
Grade A swag, one-hundred grand
Is that enough for you to put my dick in your hand?
b**h, I'm weird like Japan
I get more wet than a watering can
(Whoa man! Too soon)
You tell 'em, maybe I should be a party person
[Bridge: Bad Bear]
Man, I love this
This night has been cray
Maybe I should be a party person
(So you like being a party person?)
Yeah, it's pretty good, I sort of dig where you're coming from now, man
(I knew you'd come around!)
Real talk, man
(Word!)
No h*mo
[Verse 3: Tasteful and Bad Bear]
[Bad Bear]
Scrr...it's fun being a party person
This blunt browner than a Persian
I don't wanna be your beast of burden
[Tasteful]
I knew you'd like the party lifestyle
But since you've f**ed b**hes, it's been a while
I'm Steve Irwin, you're my crocodile
Parties make me smile
[Bad Bear]
I love to party and sh**
And I'm all arty and sh**
This party is gnarly and sh**
Give me back my cardigan, b**h!
[Tasteful]
At my house I smoke two blunts
At the party I smoke three blunts
At the club I smoke five blunts
And when I feel sporty I make a punt
[Bad Bear]
I think, I love to party
I said, I love to party
(I'm so happy you partied)
Thank you for making me party
Swag