[Verse 1]
Shots of that Red bull, im horny as a bull frog
I need a girl to take home, iv been single wat to long
The woman i would try she left me with a black eye
But iv been striking out so much ill take anything
That comes my way looks not on my side im doing so bad
[Hook]
I dont care about the pride i thought i had
I say f** ill take anything comes around
Sense your right next to me ill buy you a round
I need more shots so you can look better
Tell me have you had weed lately
It must be magic now you look better
[Verse 2]
Uh, shots of that egg nog, all my n***as been here
I see all of her food here guess she don't have the time to eat it no more
Fights early in the morning, what she say that's so important?
I've been thinking so much that I'mma slide your way and eat
[Hook2]
I say f** that hallmark card you got me dad it ain't have no money
Wheres the hells it at i say f** your sweater you no i hate brown
Dont try and play me that sh**s hand-me-downs what mom got me was so much better
You just brought some bum a** sketchers what mom brought was so much better
I hate when i get cheap a** presents
[Verse 3]
Im up on my facebook tagging you in pictures
But dam it must be some glitches
Cuz you look so bad
I think im drink till im unconscious and all of
The women i talk to look like stacy
Or megan
Snuck in this party, yeah, we snuck in this party
Came empty handed left with samii
I call it borrowing chuck calls it stealing
Talk to me please all the fat people b**hin
I need you right now, im fat can you please come and feed me?
Too many wings have been given to me
I got some fat people eating with me
Paid for their chips and drinks, I'm ashamed
They are my sisters you should no they names, you no trista and bri
After a while, girls, they all seem the same
I've eatin four times this week: I'll explain
Having a hard time confessing to you
My hands are bigger then the phone, how the f** did i pick up
Girl lucky that you stayed on
I need someone to put this weight on, "im to fat"
[Outro]
Just throw up while I hold your hair back
Her fat friend said "you n***as lazy"
Im getting tittied slap by my own tits
I hope no one heard that, I hope no one heard that
Cause if they did, ima gonna be in some trouble