[Verse 1]
Kick the bride down the aisle
And make no mistake
It's the best you can do for everyone's sake
[Verse 2]
Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day
I know so much more than I'm willing to say
[Chorus]
She just wants a slave
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I say
[Verse 3]
Kick the bride down the aisle
In a mudslide of gloom
She'll order you to tidy your room
[Verse 4]
Kick the bride down the aisle
Look at that cow in the field
It knows more than your bride knows now
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
You're that stretch of the beach
That the tide doesn't reach
No meaning, no reason
The lonely season...
[Outro]
Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day