Intro
[Loudspeaker] “Turn it up! Louder, c’mon, I can’t heeeear you! Are you excited tonight?!â€
[Jesse] ...f** this sh**…
Verse 1
I don’t like parties, no loud noise, please!
I don’t know the names of my city’s sports teams,
I don’t know how to flirt, I just say what I think
You go to the nightclub, and I’ll sleep!
Verse 2
I may be the black sheep,
don’t know current celebrities,
Black pants with white socks on my feet
I’m not shy, I just need peace.
Chorus
Turn it down, turn it down low…
the party’s starting, but you don’t have to go!
Relax in the quiet with a book and a bath,
celebrate that we’d rather all stay home with our cats!
I am the opposite of cool—smokin’ hot!
Verse 3
“Stupid†to be cute, such a shame,
Intellect is s**y, I say,
they feel intimidated,
we really are the greatest!
Verse 4
Bullies tease the weird ones
cuz underneath they fear us.
Persevere, don’t tear up—
steer our wings to freedom.