Just my luck Today's the day Man, that hurt Its worth the pain There's a new queen in this house She's plastered up Behold the sight Just look up Fluorescent light Have i gone to heaven or to hospital Im dreamin of the hospital Im dreamin of mom and dad Look at me like they did back when I'm born again Daddy's girl and Mama's princess Sister Jen She doesn't exist till when I need something She'll bring me ice creams, I'm in hospital I'm dreamin' of the hospital I'm dreamin' of the date with the doctor is a golden ticket I want your attention now I'm gonna get it uh huh And now come on you c*nt come come on and hit me There's no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn't get me uh nuh huh And there's nothing like a broken arm to win your love There's nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love You can work on your bedside manner And you can kiss it till it gets better And there's nothing like a broken arm to win your love Ohhh my old friends I'm voting you out or in You envy me I walk the red carpet to my cast signin' A crayon or a marker pen And all of the It girls ask me what it's like in hospital I'm dreamin' of the hospital
I'm dreamin' of the hospital Its dreamy And the date with the doctor is a golden ticket I want your attention now I'm gonna get it uh huh And now come on you c*nt come come on and hit me There's no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn't get me And there's nothing like a broken arm To win your love There's nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love You can work on your bedside manner And you can make me feel like i matter And there's nothing like a broken arm To win your love There's nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love Oh now You can work on your bedside manner And you can kiss it till it gets better Ad there's nothing like a broken arm to win your love I got five weeks, 41 days, 1000 glorious hours To wave my arm and get what I want with my new found powers But this is not a fairytale with a happy ending When the clock strikes twelve will I ever find your love again And there's nothing like a broken arm to win your love There's nothing like a fresh abrasion to win your love And You can work on your bedside manner Can make me feel like I matter And there's nothing like a broken arm to win your love