The sea pig is a vegetable so how can you read his mind
The sea pig is unquestionably the greatest of his kind
The sea pig out there swimming, swimming in an open sea
The sea pig spreads his message over you and me
Don't dissect the message of the sea pig
Leave his words in the sea alone
He's just trying to be a crazy sea pig
Let the sea pig go back home
The sea pig has no reason, no arms, legs or feet
But he will always be in our sea pig top sixteen
We're best friends with the sea pig speed dial number one
The sea pig's never sober he's always drunk on fun
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Obama we need change
Just because Korea's within nuclear range
Don't send them down into the sea
Or the sea pig will have no room to breathe
All the world's leading corporations
Are trying to bring the rain forests down
But the sea pig he will not allow this
Cos he's the baddest sea pig in town
The sea pig thinks that eating meat is wrong
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The sea pig is the Miley Cyrus of the deep blue sea
The greatest holothurian that you've ever seen
There is a hidden tragedy deep within these lines
This is his only mention since June two thousand and nine
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