I'll never play Frisbee with Jesus
Not after last time when he hit me but I didn't cry
Remember it was just me and Jesus
Before he started getting girlfriends
I'm not jealous. I'm just gay
And he hates that
But I'll drink his blood anyway
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Lets drink Jesus, spread diseases oh yeah
HIV-sus. Lets drink Jesus, oh yeah boy
I'll never play Frisbee with Marshall
Cos he's an a**hole, and I hate him, and I hope he dies
I hope you don't think I'm racist
Believe it or not I'm actually white myself
Don't steal my Frisbee, or my bike
Swear I'm not racist
I just know what my people are like
(Criminals)
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I'll never play Frisbee with you
Because you're stupid, and ugly, and you probably smell
Although you have a nice Frisbee
It doesn't matter, I'd rather you just go to Hell
Like h*mos**uals, cos that's bad
If you don't believe me
You can just ask Jesus' dad
(He wrote the f**ing book)
[Chorus]
Once more now
Lets drink Jesus, spread diseases oh yeah
HIV-sus. Via Jesus, oh yeah now
That's definitely what I call a second coming