It starts with a game, playing the same, plain main campaign
Of running gunning fun but I'm praying for the insane
So my sniper's out I'm on the prowl, I quickly press the trigger down
Mistake, it grazed and ricochets right back in my brow
It's really hard to keep from getting sour
Watching AI drivers driving donuts for an hour
Until I'm losing faith, feeling rage, throwing grenades
To make them pay but then I get a flaming Hummer
Launching back and take it to the face
How many times must a care package, lose trackage
Crashing down until the stackage, stacks up on my whole team
And now I'm thinking back all the times our slacked attack
Was sacked by a Scorpion spawning, crushing all I had
And in the sky I've seen a dragon spin, out of Skyrim
Which leaves me questioning what it is I'm playing in
My pirate ship flew away, never even setting sail
I think that that is what they call a fail
(Game fails) That glitching gave me quite a scare
(Game fails) My tank just launched into the air
(Game fails) It was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again
You start to lose control when you don't survive
Getting crushed alive by the car you're driving
Getting launched in the air in a BTR
Just to land and stand guard with no dents or harm
A simple rooftop drop in Assa**in's Creed
Till you're crashing through the ground and falling into the Ether
Play a FIFA game set with all the right components
Until a player jumps up, dropkicks his opponent
It happens all the time and you'll find that in your prime
Is when you're most inclined to leave some fails behind
Just call it quits when in Last of Us, Ellie's acting blasphemous
Alerting all the clickers who are feeling rather ravenous
And running through the battlefield, it's Halo: Reach time
Until an enemy stabs you where the sun don't shine
It might seem like the worst curse to ever endure
But we love to watch you fail and we want to see more now
(Game fails) That isn't who I meant to shoot
(Game fails) Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute
(Game fails) It all was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again
(Game fails) That rhino came from out of frame
(Game fails) That changed the way I play the game
(Game fails) It all was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again
(Game fails) That isn't who I meant to shoot
(Game fails) Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute
(Game fails) It all was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again
(Game fails) My knees have never bent this way
(Game fails) NPC's having a sh**ty day
(Game fails) It all was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again
(Game fails) It all was going right and then
(Game fails) The fails start pouring out again