May 3rd, 2015 We celebrate Walpurgis Night on an island outside Helsinki The [?] there tastes so sweet, I lick the sugar from my pinky The students in their overalls are playing croquet in the gra** It's officially spring now, we don't care what the weather map says The long moan from a ship's hull Three old friends trying to keep warm Trying to text my baby back home Can't get no signal on my phone Ancient graffiti on the rocks by the beach Two lovers in 1830, sat in here in the ocean breeze And with a knife or a sharp rock, carve each other's names in If you carve your love in rock, then you can't give it up It would be too embarra**ing Dance some tango in the park Strangers lips meet in the dark Ending up at every sauna, [?] A jukebox behind us plays good, old Finnish rock and roll A woman yells at an annoying guy Says, "You're the reason we use birth control."
She turns to us as she does this thing where she dresses up each May Day "If you can guess who I am dressed as I'll have a pint of beer sent your way." Black leather jacket, upside down cross Her face is deadly serious She says it's from a horror movie The third part in a five-part series The soft chime from a distant church bell Happy Vappu to you as well Good times at Arizona [?] Last boat is in half an hour We gotta run to make it How do you say goodbye in Finnish? No time to translate it The woman in the leather jacket with spurs In a voice dramatic: "I'm Julie from Return of the Living Dead III You should watch it, it's very romantic The long moan from a ship's hull Three old friends trying to keep warm Thinking of my baby back home Thinking of her name carved in stone