I'd like to contest the awards given out by the academy
'Coz I know of a great performance that the judges didn't see
They should have given you the Oscar
For the way you went and broke my heart
There's no name that you could mention
Who'd have done quite as much with a part
And just for the way you said you loved me
And the way you made each lie sound sincere
Oh, they should have given you the Oscar
For the best performance of the year