Wanna know a little secret? About education? It'll improve your s** life.
I'm serious: take literature. Telling a girl "she walks in beauty like the night" is gonna go over much better than "Hey--baby!"
Or vocabulary. You can't be clueless if words like "bustier" or "liaison" come up.
Plus an education makes you smart, and smart is s**y. I mean, what girl ever said, "Who's that dumb guy over there?"
["The More You Know" outro]