[Verse 1: Rex Powers]
I'm hot but I ain't takin' this back
'cause everybody knows that chicks
Can't rap. I'm so cool I make thermometers drop
But with my lyrics so hot, I make thermometers pop
'Cause me, I always get things poppin' and you
Should stick to shoppin'. I battle better, but they all
Came and went, 'cause face it Sam, You'r the opening act
And I'm the main event
[verse 2: Jennette McCurdy/Sam Puckett]
Oh, how cute a little rappin' puppet, SIKE, You'r more like
A rejected Muppet. But, I'm so famous, you can buy my name
In a blog, but, not you homie Rex, is a name of a dog
Move over hippies, you respect of my respect, wan't me
To think you the bomb, but, when you get all You'r clothes at
Tween pants dot com. Well too bad lil' Rex, all I can say is
"Sorry Charlie", but You'r freestyle ain't nothing compared to
ICarly! They all heard you rappin' and they were like "Meh"
And then I showed up and everybody's like "YEAH!" So, face
It Rex, you couldn't even rap if I stapled his lips and, took his
Hands out yo back!