Why? Why? Why? Hey daddy, I smack these hoes I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios I got a pencil in my nose And I beat my diaper everywhere I go Like to Hop-Hop like a bunny Pooped my pants, and now it's runny I go "UH UH!" You think that's funny? I stuff my diaper with all my money Mario: Jeffy! Why? Why? Mario: Jeffy, don't do that! Why? Why? Mario: Jeffy, eat your green beans! Why? Why?
Mario: Jeffy, don't poop your pants! Why? Why? Cat piano solo! *cat piano solo* Mario: Oh, Jeffy STOP IT!!! Why? Got a helmet on top of my head Spanked my pee-pee until it was red Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead It's 10 O'Clock and I'm ready for bed Hey daddy. I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track So, uh, I'm going to bed See, I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on I'm ready for bed