(Peanut):
The days are growing shorter
And the nights are growing colder
We know Santa's on his way
We can't wait another day
I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
Because to operate them, you only need one shoe (Achmed)
I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
Don't care what Santa brings me
As long as it has a fuse (Bubba J)
When I fight with the Mrs.
There's no place to hide
So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide (All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town (Walter)
I wish weren't so sunny
I prefer December gloom (Peanut)
But there's plenty of snow for everyone
In Guitar Guys dressing room (Achmed)
I want a voice box and some lungs
So I can scream and shout (Peanut)
And some skin to wrap him in
So they don't fall out (Jose)
I've been the prefect pepper
As good as I can be (Peanut)
You'll be the perfect angel
When we stick you on the tree ha! (All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town (Music Break) (Peanut)
I need a matching tennis shoe (Achmed)
I need a pair of ears (Walter)
I wish this song was over (Bubba J)
I could use another beer (Peanut)
I want a stack of money (Bubba J)
Wanna win a NASCAR race (Walter)
If I sit here any longer
I'll need Preperation H (All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
And Santa comes to town (Bubba J)
That was good (Walter)
Shut up