[Verse 1: Jeff Buckley]
I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
([Waluigi] Ha, ha, ha!)
It goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing WALUIGI
[Chorus: Waluigi]
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I
WI-I-I-I-GIIIII
[Verse 2: Jeff Buckley]
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
([Waluigi] Wa-hee!)
She tied you to a kitchen chair
([Waluigi] Ooowww!)
She broke your throne, she cut your hair
And from your lips, she drew the WALUIGI
[Waluigi Nasal Solo]
[Verse 3: Jeff Buckley]
Maybe I've been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
([Waluigi] Oh, no!)
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
([Waluigi] Waaaa!)
It's a cold and it's a broken WALUIGI
([Waluigi] Yeah!)
[Chorus]
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I
WI-I-I-I-GIIIII
[Verse 4: Jeff Buckley]
There was a time you'd let me know
What's real and what's going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
([Waluigi] Nyaaa...)
And remember when I moved in you
The Holy Dove was moving, too
And every breath we drew was WALUIGI
[Chorus, Waluigi]
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I-GI
WA-LU-I
WI-I-I-I-GIIIII
[Verse 5: Jeff Buckley]
Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
([Waluigi] Oh-ho!)
It's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken WALUIGI
[Waluigi Nasal Solo]