Your record could have been OK
If I hit eject instead of hitting play
You're record's really at it's best
When it gives my beer a convenient place to rest
Your lyrics s** and you s**
And hat's what's wrong
You f**in hippy
Get your head out of that bong
It's just a waste of plastic and a place for putting drinks
We used your record as a beer coaster
Record as a beer coaster
Your record could have been OK
If you found a drummer who could play
Your record could have been alright
But every single f**in song sounds like "Rock and Roll All Night"
Your ba**ist s**s
Your guitar's not loud enough
Tell your singer f** his big mouth
The dartboard is where you should have stayed
We used your record as a beer coaster
Record as a beer coaster