Your record could have been OK If I hit eject instead of hitting play You're record's really at it's best When it gives my beer a convenient place to rest Your lyrics s** and you s** And hat's what's wrong You f**in hippy Get your head out of that bong It's just a waste of plastic and a place for putting drinks We used your record as a beer coaster Record as a beer coaster
Your record could have been OK If you found a drummer who could play Your record could have been alright But every single f**in song sounds like "Rock and Roll All Night" Your ba**ist s**s Your guitar's not loud enough Tell your singer f** his big mouth The dartboard is where you should have stayed We used your record as a beer coaster Record as a beer coaster