Bad Horse, Bad Horse Bad Horse, Bad Horse He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin He got the application that you just sent in It needs evaluation, so let the games begin A heinous crime, a show of force (though murder would be nice of course) Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad The evil league of evil is watching so beware The grade that you receive'll be your last, we swear So make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare You're saddled up; there's no recourse It's “hi-yo, silver!” Signed: Bad Horse