[ALISON]
Caption:
Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children
But the real object of his affection was his house
[BRUCE]
I just got a call
Eleanor Baulkner, Allegheny Historical Society, she's calling about the house tour
[HELEN]
Oh, that's wonderful
[BRUCE]
She's on her way over right now
I don't know what to do
The...the place is turned upside down
I'm not dressed
[HELEN]
Go take a shower
[BRUCE]
But I—
[HELEN]
Go take a shower and get yourself dressed
[BRUCE]
Okay...
[HELEN]
Kids
Kids, there's an important lady on her way over to look at the house
Listen to me please!
This is one of those times you need to do what I say quickly and without any shenanigans