[ALISON] Caption: Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children But the real object of his affection was his house [BRUCE] I just got a call Eleanor Baulkner, Allegheny Historical Society, she's calling about the house tour [HELEN] Oh, that's wonderful [BRUCE] She's on her way over right now I don't know what to do The...the place is turned upside down
I'm not dressed [HELEN] Go take a shower [BRUCE] But I— [HELEN] Go take a shower and get yourself dressed [BRUCE] Okay... [HELEN] Kids Kids, there's an important lady on her way over to look at the house Listen to me please! This is one of those times you need to do what I say quickly and without any shenanigans