[Chorus] If I was a bird, I'd eat a lot of fish Fly around the world sleep with all different chicks Never need money, always stay high Everyday is sunny spread my wings in the sky If I was a bird, chirp chirp chirp If I was a bird, bird bird bird If I was a bird, chirp chirp chirp If I was a bird (caw) [Verse 1] I wanna be a bird tell me that I can't See me in the sky watch the world turn to ants Watch me go and spread my wings that's how the birds live Everybody jealous of the things that I did I wanna be a bird fly like an eagle I wanna be a bird I'd be friends with Jason Segel Friends with all the people that I can't speak to Feed me on the beaches or the peaks of Machu Picchu I'd be cool chilling in the arctic Nobody would judge me by my job or apartment Never try to start sh** - I just fly away Call up all my boys tell ‘em come on let's get high today, high as planes High as paper placed inside a spaceship that's been racing chasing alien invasions who wiling in space (Come on) That's my life man it'd be so nice
Week in Arizona then hit Tokyo at night If I was a bird [Chorus] [Verse 2] I wanna be a bird fast like an arrow Fly around the world they would call me Captain Sparrow Wise like an owl - never care what time it is Only thing on my mind is finding fish Climbing cliffs daily - every week I'm sailing Don't need a boat I just hit up my friend Whaley And he takes me on his back straight across the seven seas It's like that when you rolling with a feather beast - heavenly Life is so much better see, nobody's ahead of me Nobody is telling me I should be seeking therapy Parakeet with clarity, very keen on sharing genes All the female birds are chirping “Jay why don't you marry me?” Let's go! There'd be no 5-0 Birds don't have laws we abide by a code And it's time to let ‘em know this how the birds live Everybody jealous of the things that I did Man if I was a bird [Chorus] [Bridge] x2 Birds are my friends, birds are my family x3 My family, birds are my family