I was perched outside in the pouring rain
Trying to make myself a sail
Then I'll float to you my darlin'
With the evening on my tail
Although not the most honest means of travel
It gets me there nonetheless
I'm a heartless man at worst, babe
And a helpless one at best
Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my heart
Oh I'm often false explaining
But to her it plays out all the same
And although I'm left defeated
It get's held against my name
I know you got plenty to offer me baby
But I guess I've taken quite enough
Well I'm some stain there on your bed sheet
You're my diamond in the rough
Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh, darling I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
After my heart
Darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy, before I go
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
Oh I'll be there waiting for you
All the cheap and the sugary philosophies
Have got me on the fence just waiting and waiting
All the angels and their halos
All of them have got me waiting and waiting