Build yourself a castle
Keep your family safe from harm
Get into cla**ical music
Raise rabbits on a farm
Log on in the night time
Drink a half-bottle of wine
Buy a couple of records
Look at naked girls from time to time
And people tell me
what a real nice guy you are
So come on, serenade me
on your acoustic guitar
And don't believe me
if I claim to be your friend
'cos given half the chance
I know that I will k** again
I will k** again
And wouldn't it be nice
for all the world to live in peace?
And no-one gets ill or ever dies
or dies of boredom at the very least
And people tell me
what a real nice guy you are
So come on, serenade me
on your acoustic guitar
And don't believe me
if I claim to be your friend
'cos given half the chance
I know that I will k** again
I will k** again
I will k** again
I will k** again
I will k** again
I will k** again