We like driving on a Saturday night
Past the leisure centre, left at the lights
Oh, we don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
Looking out for trouble is what we call fun
Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals wouldn't you like to
Come over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?
We can't help it we're so thick we can't think
Can't think of anything but sh**, sleep and drink
Oh, and we like women, "up the women" we say
And if we get lucky, yeah we might even meet some one day
Oh you, you in the Jesus sandals wouldn't you like to
Come over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?
Mister, we just want your car
'Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?
Mister, we just want your car
'Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
Mister, we just want your car
'Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy
But don't you want to come and see?
Mister, we just want your car
'Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir
Oh, the papers say it's a tragedy