[Phone Rings Twice]
Hello?
What’s crackin' man?
sh** man, what's goin' on man?
Chillin', chillin'
Yeah man, sh** how'd that sh** go the other day man?
What that movie?
Yeah, man
Yo, that sh** was a good a** movie, man
Yo man, hey, have you seen Brad Pitt lately?
Nah I think the last sh** I seen from him was uh...
sh** what was it?
Uh...
Inglorious ba*tards
Brad Pitt lookin' good as a mo' f**er man, no h*mo
Huh?
Nah, I-I'm sayin' no h*mo, you know but h- he looks good anyways whatever
Yeah, man, sh**
So what you gettin' into?
sh** man, probly hittin' the club get on these b**hes n***a, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
sh**!
I feel you man, I feel you
Yo, remember the, uh, other day when we were over at Visions?
Yeah, yeah, that sh** was jumpin' man them hoes was crazy, boy
Yo remember that dude with his shirt off and sh**?
That mo' f**er looked good as a mo' f**er too
I mean no h*mo, of course
Huh?
I mean you know what I'm sayin' no hom- man, whatever
sh**
sh**, where your girl at?
sh** man, she outta town, you know how that go, n***a, sh**; hey I'm finna get on these b**hes now, n***a, sh**
Oh, word, I was gonna say, yo me and a couple of the fellas man we...
We was windin' to come through man, chill, you know?
I got this new lotion, do some, uh, shoulder ma**ages, you know?
Some deep tissue ma**ages?
Hold on, ooh, ooh!
I mean no h*mo of course man, no h*mo, bro
Anyways wha- whatever man it- it's all good
Uh-uh, f** that man, sh** nah
Hey you sti- you still into, uh, football?
Oh, f** yeah n***a, Falcons all day, n***a, sh**
Falcons?
sh**!
Hell yeah n***a!
Yeah
Hey you seen that picture of Brett Farve's dick?
Uh, nah, n***a, sh**, what?
Nah, me- You know what I'm sayin' that di- his dick was...
I mean you know hey, the man's packin', no h*mo, but you know what I'm sayin'
You feel me?
Nah, n***a, I don't feel you at all on that
Nah, like I was lookin'
It was there, I mean I was like, it's there
I can't help but look at it...
No h*mo, definitely no h*mo
Yeah, you f**ed up
Anyways whatever, man sh**
Let's get off here
Yeah, man sh**
Ah, hey man, lemme uh..
sh** I think I'mma hit you back man
sh**, uh...
Hey man?
Wha**up man?
Hey, how you feelin' lately man?
sh**, I'm...
I'm cool man, I'm just...
You know...
Just tryna find some p**y, and dude you know
I feel you man, but you know anytime you wanna talk man, we can get together, you know?
One-on-one, girls away, you know, me and you?
We can hang out a lil' bit, you feel me?
Uh...
Just, you know we gotta bond a little bit, get closer, you feel me?
No h*mo involved du- you know?
Lemme hit you back, man sh**
Hey, my momma called, man, ok, I gotta go, man
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A’ight, I'll holler at you