[Verse 1]
Burl Ives on some old silver and gold
Toboggan sledding in a world so cold
Crack of the whip and he's driving the snow
Team of sled dogs red beard bold
Bumbles bounce but they sink like an undertow
Wonder yo where in the world did the summer go
It ain't a fit night for man or beast
Pick axing on an iceberg of peppermint treat
I want to be a dentist and work on teeth
But the foreman giving me grief
But i got a drill that'll bring kids joy
Every year still Christmas is a decoy
You want silver or a cheap alloy
Cuz it's a silent night and not a season of noise
Yukon cornelius seek and destroy
A prospector knows it ain't about toys
We're all still looking for a boy
[Hook] x2
Charlie in the box for all the bboys
Next stop island of misfit toys
Charlie in the beat box and santa clause
Hip hop on the rooftop and reindeer paws
[Verse 2]
Mining this bitcoin digital headlamp
The whole internet shaft about to collapse
Why am i always behind the reacts
Like finally finding out about angry birds apps
Like i just woke up from a really long nap
And discovered that its rude to text in all caps
An electronic lapse between me and the facts
I want to be in the street when google maps
I want to finally go where nobody goes
Silicon valley me in python code
Raspberry pi served a la mode
Open source the heart like an ion node
Till its three times the size of its regular lode
Winklevoss twins returned what they owed
Electronic Grinches in an avalanche snowed
I won't ever stop till "Land ho!"
[Hook]x2