Welcome back to the stage
I'm bout to turn this page
Christmas jammies?
Come on y'all this ain't Christmas jammies
[Verse 1]
I saw him i promise Christmas in Hollis
An african american St. Nicholas honest
A miracle on MLK Jr. Blvd.
Yes Virginia black santa comes hard
Up on the rooftop slang deer paws
Down comes santa in baggy fit draws
Stereotypes no need for applause
My stereo's type is that I only drop jaws
Y'all acting appalled like somebody broke laws
Visions of sugar plumbs crushed for a cause
Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Imagine him green and white striped doesn't matter
Caliper his arm body ma** data
The ideal weight for santa and no fatter
I don't know what's sadder this holy night
That you believe that he's real or that he has to be white
[Chorus]
Smoke filled lounge St. Nick cooled out
In the corner blowing pipes yup hyping the crowd
Improvising on the mic like he's scatting get down
Santa claus is coming to town
Smoke filled lounge St. Nick cooled out
In the corner blowing pipes yup hyping the crowd
Improvising on the mic like he's scatting get down
Santa claus is definitely brown
[Verse 2]
Nat King Cole record spinning slow
Like the glow of a groove where no stylus would ever go
Evergreen better snow ever seen a better flow
Whether no family is willing to brave the weather yo
Yule tide care around the table turkey defeathered so
Pa** me the dumplings pops is grumbling 'bout whoever knows
Tacky sweater contest to see who looking clever though
Mother in law every year steals show
Don't think i'll let it go y'all stepping to a pro
Tried to deck the halls with a corny christmas video
Biting my family down to the gray hair
When it comes to season's beatings we do not play fair
You better be prepared for me to finish what you started
Better black Friday make a deal cuz I'm target
Being lighthearted 'bout pajamas ain't a joke, fam
Forget to draw the strings those things are getting yoked, man
[Chorus]