(I'd like to welcome our brothers and sisters. I'd like to propose a toast to some hits of acid.) (Alright so where's this acid---What, yeah, where's the acid, that's a trick question. It's probably at a drug dealers house.---No no no.. Adam they we know, I told them, just it's in the safe---Yeah well let's get it out I guess and let's do acid.) [from the Workaholics episode "The Business Trip"] (Okay I don't know anything about the business. I don't have a real job. I can shoot you right now but I'm not ?? my friends to you.) (You're communicating with the alien overlords right now. You know these beings that have come on asteroids. Their spores have infested this earth, you're communicating with them through eating them.) [Joe Rogan talking about mushrooms] (It never occurred evil backwards spells live {​Crowd applauses}​. Somehow that never occurred to me. It's never occurred to me until one of my disciples brought it forward. I imagine it's quite true that many of us..) That girl Molly f**ed me up Those oxys made me lose my lunch chewing chunks, snub Roxies made me itch my nuts and nod too much My heart shrunk so I stay sedated like The Ramones son I'm a punk
I got shrooms bulging out of my trunk like hay bales I smoke dutches and scrape scales Beats harder than a statue in chainmail Face veiled behind the shotgun that fame fails I watched my brain bail out of its cell like airplane mail f**ing b**hes with faces laced in c**aine scales Devilic fans blast off my CD case rails On a sunken house built in a marsh deprived of sunlight Feeding off mice, lived in the dark Gifted, spit sh** for art with pistons for hearts Duel ignition system to spark Telekinetics lift to the ?? Sizzling stars, my body's a planet Standing by me's like visiting Mars I'm a vampire, I've been around since 1730 I smell virgin and blood I'm thirsty Fresh off the gurney, I'm nerdy I walk around with a dead body like Weekend At Bernie's The god's cursed me I let the acid nurse me Look at the birdie, I've gone batty, beard nappy I live in the woods, hair long and straggly, I look Paki (He was a long, thin, not very handsome, always very helping. So he stayed for a week at a time at the homes of each of his pupils.)