(I want you to take the Frankenstein sh**, the deer sh**, the Green Monster, the bling, and the bling-bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint. "No one's ever been brave enough to try that." One man is. Roll it.) [Alex from Grandma's Boy]
[LoDeck]
Jak. Sprinkle a little bit of vodka on top too. Light it up. Hahaha, I've done it. Heavy right, bet you a hundred
Step into this, what you call business
Convict kindergarten
Infrequent mic visits daring me to handle this
Holy scam like evangelist
Cum-verting 42 virgins
Such a terrorist, please no cameras
I wrote this misquoted paragraph when telegrams were still buzzing
Getting head and Belvedere, my co*k playing stunt husband
I held it in til I thought Evelyn Lin
Add another sin
The phantom chime's anonymous organ notes
I shine like J.P. Morgan's vaults
Amongst the dull and comatose
Still kicking, blowing powder off wigs
I blow minds like Lincoln
Free thinking, free range chicken breast licking
sh**'s complex like repressed strippers
I splash the money shot and write advice for the little tippers
Transform the g-spot under a sycamore
Do you remember
f** a thrift shop, I'll spend my 20 at a liquor store
Then wake up groggy in a new Bugatti
Tapping on a politician's who*e
Dude I'm so Illuminati
Lifting the curtain to a devil's orgy
I'm sure Pica**o saw the exact same
Knee deep in slime, can you make out my name
b**hes make out at this party rocking Beliebers to the door of d**h
Your battery's spent, go next
I pa** like Ervin
f** your head up worse than Jordan in a Laker jersey
I'm rarely heard like secret service thru the walkie-talkie
When it all hits, intense bliss
Asking who the f** is this
During your very first kiss, inventiveness