[Bill Hicks]
So I don't drink. I don't do d**… anymore. I used to take d** and I quit, but I'll tell you something. I have nothing against d** whatsoever, that's kinda weird, huh? Never heard that one, used to take d**, quit, and have nothing against them. Wow, never heard that, let's hear more. Okay
I'll tell you something else, and I know this is not a very popular idea, you don't hear very often anymore, but it's the truth. I have taken d** before, and uh, I had a real good time
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Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose hmmm, one f**ing job. Laughed my a** off and went about my day
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