[Verse] I'm pretty god damn rando I'm the real God-Father so they call me Marlon Brando I got a Nissan, no Lambo Talk sh** if you want to catch the hands though Man I can go from Rocky to Rambo Then to Dredd that's kind of rando See me in the streets I'm going commando No pants either, king of the rando Love good weather, so I move to Orlando I love the beach, but I hate the sand though I've mastered the technique of rando So when I'm asked how far my car can go?
I answer with a simple I don't know In a second I can go zero to ocho I learned a little spanish from my friend Fernando He also taught me to tango And when he pulls out the AK he never runs out of ammo Is that pretty rando? We have a band named Blue Mango He plays piano I play banjo We Drive-By shooting in his Dodge Durango We are the most rando We have concerts pulling in mad fans bro They're all 13 year old girls, not that rando