[Verse 1]
Holding hands on the street like this
That's real love
The one-way caresses, the smell of piss
And that's real love
The girl's expensive, the boy's so cheap
And no one ever wants you cheek-to-cheek
When the alleyway is the only way
That's real love
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Same armchair for 25 years
That's apparently love
A sanctified marriage for a couple of queers
Not from heaven above
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They're all pro-embryo, all pro-life
As long as unborn child ain't a poof or a dyke
You're the daredevil's husband, you're the knife-thrower's wife
And that's real love
That's real love...
[Verse 2]
Stealing kisses in a moonlit park
That's real love
One bird sings, then two dogs bark
And that's real love
But calling it s** when you're only in love
You're backing up your kit with the Lord above
When the sin's the relationship you're in
That's real love
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[Verse 3]
The streetlights groan, the pavements creak
And every love you have is just a hide-and-seek
We're waltzing with the Devil now
And that's real love
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That's real love...