[Hook]
I'm the one you came to see, if you didn't know
I'm the guy you came to see, so enjoy the show
[Verse 1]
I wanna ride around town with a big a** sack
Holdin' on a pound of some chronic to wax
You know where I can be found drivers seat of a Lac
All you haters with the frowns need to try and relax
Otherwise you can drown shoes made of some black
Top weigh you f**ers down to the bottom but don't overact
I'm like a clown with a sodomy act
I'm such dick but I sound like the king of the jungle to you cats
Yeah, I'm goin' ape sh**
Throw some diarrhea ideas out there
Like some makeshift songs with a decent melody
Dumb when you people tellin' me
Run when I'm freakin' ahead of you c*nts
Are you freakin' smellin' me?
I'm the sh**
I know you'd like to keep it secret
Cause you're too lazy to attempt to compete with a guy like me
sh** I like me. So why you so cheap
Pay some attention to me
Try not to be a f**in' queer in the back
And you just glare at me mad
Cause you apparently lack sk**s and barely can rap
Don't be so scared of me jack
You can't compare. Come back
Lemme sell you a t-shirt with an autograph on the back
[Hook]
I'm the one you came to see, if you didn't know
I'm the guy you came to see, so enjoy the show
[Verse 2]
Baby your papa's hot as pepper. Yes sir
But I ain't no cayan, or from Thailand
Better bring that stretcher
I'm always looking in the mirror for the good guy
But all I finds a pervert who's always under pressure
And I would lie, but I don't see the f**in' point
Either you love me or you don't
f** your judgement of my poems
Criticize nothin' cause I'm dope
But I'm in a pickle cause I'm stressin'
Hope know that I'm a legend
Soaked in gold and platinum dresssing, yeah
So eat my flesh and drink my blood
All you zombies and you vampires tryin' to catch a buzz
Come smoke some chronic if you ain't anti
Vomit if you can't ride
Stomach me, and stand by
Guess who's back? With a gang of new tracks
And a baseball bat. Cause that just how I make hits
Homerun b**h wherever I sits
[Hook]
I'm the one you came to see, if you didn't know
I'm the guy you came to see, so enjoy the show
[Verse 3]
I don't give one f** about a fan
They became fan cause of my don't a f** stance
You say you came to see the best
But I see you leavin' right after you see your friends' set
b**h, you're a fraud, a phony, a fake
You say you like hip hop but you haven't heard of Jake
And that's funny to me cause I'm a 10 outta 8
2 steps ahead of you f**s with your f**in' mixtapes
Lemme set the record straight
If you think that I'm a quitter
Then you know nothing about the last 10 years
b**h I'ma decade plus in this piece
Effin' flush with a beast. That's why you want to stick around
No ones f**in' with me. You you you ain't that good
You ain't that hood and I'm really that blunt
It's a shame you can't believe that this really ain't a thang to me
I'm who you came to see
[Hook]
I'm the one you came to see, if you didn't know
I'm the guy you came to see, so enjoy the show