[Hook] If there's a stairway to Heaven Show me the way that I need to go But if there's no place to get in Heaven can wait But, tell me so at least I know [Verse 1] So at least I know can throw a punch at a foe Why in the world in would I turn a cheek for a punk with his bros? What would Jesus do? He'd probably give up the ghost And let em crucify him Nail his hand and feet to a post I wish you the best, man But, I think it's best, man If we make it a rule not to take sh** and invest in Weapons and vest with bullets no less than 50 calibers Dressed in Teflon. Now I'm feeling powerful There ain't a sabbath for the savages The only rest that we get is when we sleep, so f** saturdays And f** christmas, I'm showin up gift-less Unless you count the Jehova's witness He was hara**in' me asking me if I ever went to church I told him yeah, n***a now will you get the f** out to the curb He didn't move with a stupid look upon his face So I k**ed him and put him in the back where he stays Apocalyptic when I wanna be It's too hard to shock a critic. But, it's gonna be done You want it then run Cause I gotta mouth full of cum Bust a ton of sixteens for the fun of it Like I'm a son of a b**h Wanna be rich like Jackson The one with the one glove Beatin it with a mask on It k**s me how it fills me with thrills when I enter a building
Only to leave it with pills Three hundred bars plus a million it's a marathon Rap until I'm dead or I'm something that you compare to God It's blasphemy, ain't no task for me Homes it's actually making me laugh As I react to the poem Show em the dark side. that's what they wanna see People panic when Anakin's a man with no family Well I'm a man with a middle finger handy And I plan to be that way until they hand me to Satan But, I'm waiting for the day when the lightning's gonna come strike me down Patient and amazed the pipe is full And, I'm bitin down chronic tastin chronic as ever like I was Never out Heaven is now defined as a place where there's never a drought Never a doubt who da poo poo Teachin you how hula hoop and scuba dive practicing voodoo I'm super coo coo Only take the pills I choose to Trying get a spot upon the rehab for the who's who Abracadoodoo, stabbin a poodle in the noodle Makin' speghetti sauce. Taking off on a scooter Boot a computer up and shoot it up with food I chewed up Suit up for cooter cause I don't wanna lose my lil dude I shoulda put 2 of em on was due at the prom but constant ludicrous phone calls kept me at bay longer than I wanted Damnit this song is out of control This beat is done, it has officially said uncle