Verse 1
Middle of the week, ain't nobody at the crib (uhh)
Chillin in the bed wit a hard a** dick (uhh)
And you Dicky need that
Where the f** the weed at
Dis about to be a f**in treat
You can find me tryna beat dick
Lookin for a freak b**h
I ain't fittna pay for it, f**in wit dat free sh**
Loadin up a page, p**n hunting like a genius
Baby, I make it rain, cetaphil up on the penis
Find the kid up on youjizz loadin two vids
Both dem b**hes point of view and
Finding new sh**, can't decide to sort by rating or the view hit
Goin stupid, whatcha know about a window full a tabs
And all of them b**hes pretty f**in bad ya dig it
The type b**hes gotchu thinkin bout they past (uhh)
Could a been a model, now a fist up in dat a** (uhh)
Bet she wasn't coddled, ain't had no a father
So shawty hit the bottle, gotta toddler
And needed dollars, I swear I hit the lotto with these
Low self esteem having fine a** b**hes
Got me loadin, got me streaming, closing blinds, lights dimming
Baby, im about to blast off
Ballin wit my pants off
So if you was lookin for ya man
Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I'on't give a f**, I'm just tryna find a clip
Only f**in wit a hi definition type a b**h
That can s** a dick...man, this a f**in hit...
Verse 2
Okay you know I'm searchin jenna haze, heather i
Rollin j's and getting high
Almost started creaming seeing mini-skirted haley wilde
Rollin over thumbnails
Lube up in ma thumbnails
Top rated page 21
It's taken me kinda long, but I'm scrollin wit ma dick out
I roll a little zag, yea das word to dan dickau
I'm higher than penthouse
Vagina booty and mouth
You prolly redtube-ing, like a pre-pubescant kid out this muthaf**a
I'm havin trouble cuz her dude is f**in wit rubbers
I know it's subtle, but it's covered, and if I had my druthers
Then I would need to see the skin touch
Maybe that's a bit much
Either way, if you wanna play
Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I'on't give a f**, I'm just tryna find a clip
Only f**in wit a hi definition type a b**h
That can s** a dick...man, this a f**in hit...
Verse 3
Last week, tried to s** my own dick ehhhh
Don't try n act like you ain't try that sh** at least once
But now I'm back jackin dat wit a mac
No klan, but I stay away from blacks
And ion't take it back, I just can't even relate to it
Lookin like a p**y got a porterhouse steak through it
Hate it when a maf**as dick is as a big as a 4 loco
Type a girth, that ain't even of this earth ya dig it
I'm dodging pop ups like a muthaf**in vet in this b**h
The door is locked I got the toilet paper ready and ripped
I'm talkin X-art tan hoes
Bangbros pa**codes
So if you was lookin for ya man
Chorus:
You can find me in the bedroom beatin on ma dick
Homie I'on't give a f**, I'm just tryna find a clip
Only f**in wit a hi definition type a b**h
That can s** a dick...man, this a f**in hit...