Hey, look at what you're doing
Said the man in through
With the side travel shoes and an ice pick
Hey, girl with the long hat
You're a girl with a man
Who's the best one of time you know the thick one
I said, watch your pretty daughter
Let me stick with her
And you can both come for her in the morning
Hey you! Mr. Screw!
You're changing your uniform
And you must pick a style to match your jackboots
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Satisfied at the wheel
From the two-pound veal in the pocket
Now hey, do you think you're gonna get it?
You shave off your moustache
Upon your hash at an ice rink
Hey you! Mr. Screw!
You're changing your uniform
And you must pick a style to match your jackboots
Hey, said the man with the wig on
There's a fifty dollar fine
You can keep all five for a lifetime
Hey, said to the court judge
With the pics of the mattress
They're very highly adequate in the meanwhile
Hey you! Mr. Screw!
You're changing your uniform
And you must pick a style to match your jackboots
Hey you! Mr. Screw!
You're changing your uniform
And you must pick a style to match your jackboots
Now hey you! Mr. Screw!
You're changing your uniform
And you must pick a style to match your jackboots